Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
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Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris was not alowed to be a part of UFC,NFL,PGA,NBA,NHL or any Olympic event for fear that too many deaths would occure….