"Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Ch..." joke

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin