"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer...." joke

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!