"Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow,because it..." joke

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number