"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ..." joke

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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