Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

Chuck Norris invented the beard.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Ice isn’t cold water, it’s water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris caught road runner.

When chuck norrris falls in the water chuck norris dose not get wet the water gets chuck norrised

there are more sightings of bigfoot then there are of chuck with a black eye

chuck norris survived an abortion