"Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill...." joke
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris eats pieces of metal for breafast and shits out a tool shed at lunch.
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Ice isn’t cold water, it’s water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was not alowed to be a part of UFC,NFL,PGA,NBA,NHL or any Olympic event for fear that too many deaths would occure….
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