"Chuck Norris invention" joke

Chuck Norris invented the beard.

There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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