Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

Three simple rules of survival:1. Don’t take the name of Chuck in vain2. When in the presence of Chuck, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a roundhouse kick to the face3. When camping, bring toilet paper

Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds

Chuck Norris eats pieces of metal for breafast and shits out a tool shed at lunch.

In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.