"In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death b..." joke

In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the more...

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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