"Three simple rules of survival:1. Don’t take the..." joke

Three simple rules of survival:1. Don’t take the name of Chuck in vain2. When in the presence of Chuck, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a roundhouse kick to the face3. When camping, bring toilet paper

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe...

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has ne...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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