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    The class discussion centered on the university's coed dorms.

    While the professor said this cohabitation of men and women reflected the newer generation's relaxed ethical standards, many students disagreed.

    Finally one student asked, "You mean you never walked into a woman's dorm after hours when you were in college?

    "Never," the teacher replied firmly. "I had to climb in through the window."

    Is There a Santa Claus? A Rebuttal...
    Rebuttal: Several key points are overlooked by this callous, amateurish ''study.''
    Flying reindeer: As is widely known due to the excellent historical documentary ''Santa Claus is Coming to Town,'' the flying reindeer are not a previously unknown species of reindeer, but were in fact given the power of flight due to eating magic acorns. As is conclusively proven in ''Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'' (a no-punches- pulled look at life in Santa's village), this ability has bred true in subsequent generations of reindeer-obviously the magic acorns imprinted their power on a dominant gene sequence within the reindeer DNA strand.
    Number of households: This figure overlooks two key facts. First of all, the first major schism in the Church split the Eastern Churches, centered in Byzantium, from the Western, which remained centered in Rome. This occurred prior to the Gregorian correction to the Julian calendar. The Eastern churches (currently more...

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