Britney Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes

...Britney Spears says her next album will be in Spanish.....she has already recorded the first single for the album.....a remake of "La Bimbo"

...the Automobile Association of America has listed the 3 deadliest days to be driving as Thanksgiving Day, New Year's Day, and any day Britney Spears is on the road.

Britney Spears issued an apology stating her umbrella attack on a paparazzi's car was part of her being caught up in a character for a movie audition.

She was trying out for the lead in the new Oliver Stone film Mary's Poppin' X.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are going to renew their marriage vows. She wants to show the world they are happily married and he wants to win a bet.

Britney Spears surprised her husband by texting him the details of their divorce, while Kevin surprised everyone by knowing how to read.

After 30 days of intensive therapy, Britney says she is now "completely heterosexual." (Or was that Ted Haggard?)

The'Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility' says Spears was a model client, and is looking forward to her successfully completing its program several more times this year.

According to leaked documents, Britney Spears is worth an estimated $100 million. That number will be cut in half when she finishes going through the cocaine stashed in her guest house.