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When Britney Spears shaves something worth looking at, wake me up.

Britney Spears' mother has announced plans to write a parenting book. The book is expected to be released about the same time as Michael Vick's book on the caring and feeding of puppies.

Britney Spears issued an apology to ticket holders of last night's Vancouver show after smoky conditions on stage led to a 30-minute delay of the concert. Spears said that is the last time Amy Winehouse opens for her.

Bulimics are thanking Britney Spears for giving them a legitimate reason to vomit.

In this week's "People," Britney Spears calls her second pregnancy "an accident" while Kevin Federline calls it "one more year of free rent."