Breeds Jokes / Recent Jokes
The following is true - the whole story can be found on p. 101 of the July Scientific American:
S.C.Johnson Corporation, maker of Raid, breeds 80,000 roaches a week to test its products on. It maintains a number of different breeds, including some pesticide-resistant ones.
One of the most resistant is called HRDC. These almost unkillable roaches are so named because they were collected from the halls of the House of Representatives in the District of Columbia.
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter more...
Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by both the American and the Canadian Kennel Clubs:
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso. A dog that folds up for easy transport.
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. A traditional Christmas pet.
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso. An abstract dog.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever. The choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound. A dog suitable for financial advisors.
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow. A dog that throws up quite often.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. A dog as fresh and clean as a whistle.
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador. A dog that barks incessantly.
Collie + Malamute = Commute. A dog that commutes to work.
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier + ShihTzu = Ummm, oh... never mind!
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:Collie + Lhasa Apso-Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transportingSpitz + Chow Chow-Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alotPointer + Setter-Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + Dachshund-Pyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa Apso-Peekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel-Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever-Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientistsNewfoundland + Basset Hound-Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisorsTerrier + Bulldog-Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakesBloodhound + Labrador-Blabador, a dog that barks incessantlyMalamute + Pointer-Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anywayCollie + Malamute-Commute, a dog that travels to workDeerhound + Terrier-Derriere, a dog that's true to the end