Terrier Jokes

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    Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport
    Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot
    Pointer + Setter Poinsettera: traditional Christmas pet
    Malamute + Pointer Moot Point: owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs: a puzzling breed
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso: an abstract dog
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors
    Terrier + Bulldog Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes
    Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly
    Collie + Malamute Commute: a dog that travels to work
    Deerhound + Terrier Derriere: a dog that's true to the end
    Bull Terrier + Shitzu Bull:. .. Oh, never mind

    Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter.
    Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
    Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
    Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
    Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
    Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
    Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
    Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
    Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
    Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
    Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
    Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
    Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the more...

    Cavalier Cocker Spaniard
    King James Spaniel
    Westminster Terrier
    Rhode Island Ridgeback
    Copper Spaniel
    Cocker Spaniard
    Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)
    Dorky Terrier
    Lopso Apso
    El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
    Highland Heeler
    Alaskan Malibu
    Belgian Manawa
    Belgium Malenoise
    Basket Hound Bagel
    Welch Corgi
    Wild Haired Terrier
    Carrion Terrier
    Rockwelders (of course we know that should be Rockwilder)
    Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
    Great Pyramid
    Miniature Datsun
    Irish Settler
    Jack Daniels Terrier
    German Police Man
    Chesapeake A Retriever
    Borderline Collie
    Chevy King Charles (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)
    Goverment Pinscher

    Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's: a Poodle, a Terrier and a Great Dane. They're all discussing what they're in for.
    The Terrier says, "I can't help but bite the postman, every time he turns up I'm after him down the path. The Post Office have complained to my owners and they've agreed to put me down".
    All the dogs agree that this is a great shame.
    The Poodle then states why it's at the vet's. " Every time I see a car I'm over the fence and chasing after it. It's great fun, the problem is that a car I was chasing yesterday swerved to avoid me and crashed, killing the driver. My owners have decided that I should be put down so that I don't cause any more accidents".
    The Poodle and the Terrier turn to the Great Dane to hear his story.
    "Well, my owner had just had a bath" he says "she was bending over in the bedroom drying her legs, and I just couldn't resist it, I climbed aboard and had my way with more...

    A guy sits in a bar when the barkeeper starts talking about his dog, "My dog is
    the most vicious killing machine in the area. If I had not tied it by a huge
    chain, it would kill other dogs or children all the time."
    And really the guy can see a doberman snarling in the corner tied by a huge
    chain. The guy looks up and says, "I bet you a beer that my dog that is tied up
    outside the pub has no problem killing your dog."
    "Oh really?" answers the bar keeper, "what breed of dog do you have?"
    "A long nosed, short legged, long tailed terrier," answers the guy.
    "Alright," replies the bar keeper and releases his doberman. The doberman runs
    outside. Soon afterwards the tattered remains of the dog limps back, bleeding,
    all over covered with wounds, and dies at the barkeeper's feet. The bar keeper
    cannot understand what was going on.
    "That must be a hell hound you have outside. What more...

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