Bloodhound Jokes

Dog Breeds that did not make it:
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work with you
Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a more...

What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
Any bloodhound!
1st Mailman: A dog bit me on the leg this morning!
2nd Mailman: Did you put anything on it?
1st Mailman: No, he liked it plain!
My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
Gerald Solomon
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
What do you call it when 3, 000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A doggone catastrophe!
Who was the dogs all-time favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!
What is the height of bad manners?
Telling a pointer not to point.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!
How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!