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3 engineers and 3 accountants were taking a trip to a conference. At the train station, each accountant bought their ticket. However, the engineers only bought one ticket for all three of them.

The accountants asked how they were going to get away with only having one ticket, and the engineers told them to watch and see.
After they boarded the train and it started moving, all three engineers locked themselves in the bathroom. When the conductor came to collect the tickets, he knocked on the door. The door cracked open and a hand shot out with the ticket. The conductor, not knowing that there were three people inside, took it and moved on. After he left the car the engineers came out. The accountants, were impressed, and told the engineers that they would try the same trick on the return trip.
On the way back, the accountants got one ticket, but the engineers didnt get any. The accountants laughed and wondered how the engineers were going to get themselves out of more...

There was a Sardarji who was running a business at Delhi with branch offices at Ambala and Amritsar. One day he decided to visit his branch offices, and boarded a night train. He kept himself awake till 2 a. m., and when the train reached Ambala at 2. 20 a. m., he was fast asleep and woke up only when the train reached Amristar. He was unhappy, but decided to visit Ambala on his way back to Delhi. Again he boarded a night train, and kept himself awake till 3 a. m., but when the train reached Ambala at 3. 30 a. m., he was fast asleep, and woke up only when the train was steaming into Delhi. This happened three to four times. He was either landing up at Delhi or at Amritsar, always missing Ambala by sleeping off. So naturally he got worried.
He narrated his problem to a close friend who said, "You are a rich man, so why don't you travel by 1st class. The coach attendant will wake you up, a little before Ambala, and you can travel in comfort." The advice was logical, and more...

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she
noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She
had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was
asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was:When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she
was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon:
The Gold Dust Twins".
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which
read: "William's Stick Did The Trick".
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she
sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident."
The case was dismissed.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was as asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William Stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."
He won the case.

A young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth
move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.'
Then she moved under one that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove Swelling.'
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.'
I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'"
He won the case.

This is from an actual trial in the UK: A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing.... She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an advertisement, which read:' Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:' William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:' Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
The case was dismissed.........!!!!!!!!

Santa And Banta Meet At A Bus Stop. Santa: Hello Banta Which Bus Are You Waiting For? Banta: Bus No 1 Santa 1: I Am Waiting For Bus No 2 After Some Time, Bus No. 12 Arrives. Both Get Into That Bus. Another Person Listening To Their Talk Boarded That Bus And Asked Them: Why Have You Two Boarded The Same Bus Even Though You Both Have Different Destinations. One Of The Santa Says: He Had To Board Bus#1 And I Bus#2. 1&2 Make 12 So We Boarded Bus No. 12