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Father:-Why Are You Following The Line Of Ants.
Minu:-To See Where Mummy Has Hidden My Box Of Chocolates

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation she happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the Emergency room right away.

they were 3 ants they all decided to sleep in a women for a nught. the 1st ant went in the mouth the 2nd in the nose and the 3rd vagina.
the next day they all came together to discuss last night. the 1st in the mouth said it damp and wet the one in the nose said the same but the in the vagina said it was ok until midnight where someone came and punched me so i punched him back and he spat at me!!!

Teacher: Children We Can Learn From The Ants. Ants Work Very Hard Everyday. The Ants Work All The Time. And What Happens In The End? Student: Somebody Steps On Them.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.

Kure urumbukal puzhayil kulikkan irangi. Then an aana came and decided to have a bath and he jumped in the river. By the force of the waves made by elephant's dive all ants were swept to the shore except one which landed in the elephant's head. All the ants who were on the shore shouted something to the one at elephant's head. what was that?
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