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One day for the first time U rawana got into a Air Ceylon plane to go abroad, with a friend. He was very tired so he felt asleep on the cosy seat. After about 45 minutes he woke up and peeped thro the window said astonishingly " see people down, like ants". His friend said " no Mr Rawana, those are real ants, we are still on the ground.
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! What do you call a greedy ant? An anteater! Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? To trip up the ants! What is even bigger than an elephant? A giant! What do you call an ant in space? Cosmonants & Astronants! What do you call an ant from overseas? Impartant! What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics! What is smaller than an ant's dinner? An ant's mouth!
Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant! What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye! What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian! What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants! What do you call a smart ant? Elegant! What do you call an ant who can't play the piano? Discordant! What kind of ant is good at maths? An accountant! How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics? How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten ants!
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.
The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game.
"What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"
The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him - I was just trying to trip him up."
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game."What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him - I was just trying to trip him up."