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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

Hot 11 years ago

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Knock knock... cows

Hot 10 years ago

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Bungee Jumping Mamma

Hot 11 years ago

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

AIDS or Alzheimer's?

Hot 11 years ago

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."