"Chuck Norris touch" joke

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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