"Chuck Norris touch" joke

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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