"Yo momma's so old..." joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.