"Yo momma" joke
your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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