"Yo momma" joke

your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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