"Yo momma" joke

your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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