"Why doesn't Sweden export it's " joke

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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ronald:idk p[lzzz helpppmeeeeee
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