"Bald guys and pockets" joke

Q. Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets
A. So they can run their fingers through their hair!

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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AZ:it's so important to feel the hair
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