"Bald guys and pockets" joke

Q. Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets
A. So they can run their fingers through their hair!

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500, 000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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AZ:it's so important to feel the hair
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