"We'll Your Honor, You See...." joke

It seems that a man was brought to criminal cort for the murder of his
Judge: "Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing
your wife." "What do you have to say in your defense?"
Man: "Well your Honor, I came home early and found my wife in bed with my
best friend and I shot her." "Thats all I have to say."
Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your
best friend, would you please tell me what happened with him."
Man: " Well your Honor, I pointed my finger at him and said BAD DOG, BAD DOG."

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.


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A: I'm bacon!


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A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news. The current news story
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Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.
Blonde: OK.
(back to newscast)
He more...


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went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first
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was! Blue eyes, blonde, the more...

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