"Pig In Summer" joke

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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