"I haven't spoken in months" joke

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...


It seems that a man was brought to criminal cort for the murder of his
Judge: "Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing
your wife." "What do you have to say in your defense?"
Man: "Well your Honor, I came more...


Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!


A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes a drink out of one... sets it down. Takes a drink out of the second... sets it down. Takes a drink out of the third one... sets it down. - and repeats this process until all three beers are gone. The man leaves. On the same more...


A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news. The current news story
was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump. The station cuts to a
Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.
Blonde: OK.
(back to newscast)
He more...

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