"W-I-F-E" joke

Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
Double Income, No Kids, Yet."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her,
" What are you? "
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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