"Ugly momma" joke

Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE CANT BURP CAZ SHE DONT HAVE THE ENERGY
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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HA A PLASTIC SUGERY 3 TIMES AND DIDNT MAKE IT!!
Funny Joke? 11 vote(s). 82% are positive. 2 comment(s).