"Ugly momma" joke

Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Your hairline

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Yo mama cooks

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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Blood test

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE CANT BURP CAZ SHE DONT HAVE THE ENERGY
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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HA A PLASTIC SUGERY 3 TIMES AND DIDNT MAKE IT!!
Funny Joke? 11 vote(s). 82% are positive. 2 comment(s).