"Ugly momma" joke

Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE CANT BURP CAZ SHE DONT HAVE THE ENERGY
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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HA A PLASTIC SUGERY 3 TIMES AND DIDNT MAKE IT!!
Funny Joke? 11 vote(s). 82% are positive. 2 comment(s).