"Types of People" joke

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...