"Tide" joke

What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...

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