"Think positive" joke
Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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