"The wonder of a single snowflake" joke

The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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Where do you take a dying man?

The living room!

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Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

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