Wonder Jokes

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    Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking down the street one day."I wonder if I'm still the most beautiful woman in all the land" said Snow White.
    "I wonder if I'm still the shortest man in all the land" said Tom Thumb.
    "I wonder if I'm still the ugliest man in all the land" said Quasimodo.So the three decided to go and visit the magic mirror who would tell them if they still held their titles.Each went in alone to consult the mirror and came out to tell the others what they had found out."Yes, I'm still the most beautiful in all the land" said Snow White."Yes, I'm still the shortest in all the land" said Tom Thumb."Who the hell is Camilla Parker-Bowles?" said Quasimodo.

    The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.

    Superman and Spiderman
    Superman and Spiderman are standing at a bar, Superman is looking a
    bit down, - What's the matter? asks Spiderman. - Well to tell you the
    truth, I haven't had "IT" for months and it's really getting to me, comes
    the reply. - It's funny you should say that, on the way here I was
    swinging past Wonder Womans flat and she was lying on her bed in the
    altogether with her legs akimbo says Spiderman with a grin... - What do
    you mean? asks Superman - Well with your powers you could dive in, do
    the business and be out before she knows what hit her Spiderman
    replies. - OK I'll do it........ Off he goes to Wonder Womans flat and
    sure enough she's still lying on her bed as if waiting for something!! He
    shoots through the window, does the job and flys back to the bar. -
    Bloody hell says Wonder Woman, what was that? - I don't know - but
    my arse is in pieces replied the Invisible Man

    ACURA
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
    AMC
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI
    Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical more...

    Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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