"The whore&the rooster" joke

what is the difference between a whore and a rooster? a rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do! a whore goes any cock will do!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster-one that service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied:' I have just the rooster for you. Ricky more...

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no more...

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A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...

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