"What do a Christmas tree and a " joke

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...

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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Mike Dougherty:This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)
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jordan:yo hairline so crooked drunk people see it strait
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robin:No no. No racist jokes, please.
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