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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for more...

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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a more...

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Dodo: Teacher, I Can't Solve This Problem. Teacher: Any Five Year Old Should Be Able To Solve This One. Dodo: No Wonder I Can't Do It Then, I'm Nearly Ten!

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A Khalistan Roadways bus plying between the state's major towns had a Nihang conductor.' Where to?' he asked a young Sikh passenger before issuing him a ticket.
'Amritsar,' replied the youngster.
The Nihang conductor gave him a clout on the head and said,' It is Sri more...

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Mike Dougherty:This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)
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PAPI:Your hairline is so bad that i can race my hot wheels on it
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jordan:yo hairline so crooked drunk people see it strait
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robin:No no. No racist jokes, please.
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