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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
large house.
"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting more...
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
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Mike Dougherty:This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)
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PAPI:Your hairline is so bad that i can race my hot wheels on it
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jordan:yo hairline so crooked drunk people see it strait
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robin:No no. No racist jokes, please.
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jfksre:distgusting
Funny Joke? 193 vote(s). 69% are positive. 5 comment(s).