"The Best Joke Ever!!!!" joke

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.