"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on.
The Italian opens his lunch and looks in and says, "Pastrami again! If I get pastrami one more day, I'm gonna jump off this more...

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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F more...

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What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...

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