"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...
q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.