"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...

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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.
So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that", replied the more...

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What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

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Q: What did one faggot say to the other faggot at the gay bar?
A: Can I push your stool in?

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