"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
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