"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
large house.
"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting more...

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

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June 1st, was just a few short days away. It is a special day since it is the birthday of Rodney's wife, Cathy. Rodney asked his wife, what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," Cathy replied.

Rodney pondered this for awhile. On more...

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danna:howie haha
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zach:boy your hairline be looking like the chinese languege
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Zoe:Heard it before
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Zoe:Acushully it zip on the cupboard willie is in it and pees running around the class like a headless chicken
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wally:Did you hear abot the gay cockroach? It came out of the closet...
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