"Sure its a needle but it moves like" joke

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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