"Smash forehead" joke

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Q : How do you come to own a small business?
A : Start a large business and put an UConn grad in charge of it.

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A little boy and his mother were walking in a cemetery when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an UConn graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”

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Q: How do you get an UConn cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Waiter, waiter, will the pancakes be long?
No sir, round.

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