"Snow difference" joke

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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Anonym:... he he ... snow boobs ))
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Alexander:Absolutely hilarious!!! Such a good joke for a coming holiday season :)
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