"Short Mathematics Joke" joke

There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say
that on the average he feels fine.
Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a
A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a
97.3% of all statistics are made up.
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but he was always
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions!
Q & A
Q. Did you hear about the statistition?
A. Probably...!
Q. What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of choice?
A. Zorn's Lemon!
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
A. Elephant banana sine theta in a direction mutually perpendicular to the two
as determined by the right hand rule!
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
A. You can't do that, a mountain climber is a scalar!
Q. Why did the cat fall off the roof?
A. Because he lost his mu. (mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)
Q. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
Q. What's purple and commutes?
A. An abelian grape!
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
A. He works it out with a pencil!
Q. Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function,
the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A. That's the Law of Spline Demand!
Q. What's nonorientable and lives in the sea?
A. Mobius Dick!
Q. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!


Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!


A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...


Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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