"Right guard" joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade