"Right guard" joke

your momma is so nasty, she makes right guard go left.

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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