"Obama, McCain Battle For Latino Voters" joke

Rules of Engagement For McCain and Obama.

1. Music in background must be from "West Side Story" the "Jet Song."

2. No Brass knuckles, guns, broken coke bottles or clubs with nails.

3. Switchblades are the weapon of choice, biting, scratching, clawing are allowed.

The winner gets all the Latino voters.

Not all were happy with the rules of engagement.

One prominent Latino Spokesperson said, "This is an outrage in this day and age, to classify Latinos in this category of "West Side Story", but on the other hand, the Latino spokesperson went on to say "This should be a good battle." However, I would prefer a good cockfight. Si!

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