"Nipples" joke

Q - Why do women have nipples?
A - Because, if they didn't, boobs would be pointless

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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