"Nan please" joke

- Stop ya crying cunt
- nan please its a baby

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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