"Nan fight" joke

Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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naranj:your hairlines from london to america
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sophie :oi mate u need to bye better beers otherwise ill shank your nan
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sophie :u need to do better jokes mannnnn
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jacob:my nan crashed her mobility scooter into a fuking tree today
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