"My Mother made me a Homosexual." joke
Garry:-
"My Mother made me a Homosexual"
Geordie:-
"If I buy the wool. will she make me one too ?"
Geordie is in Dublin on Business and takes a Taxi from the Airport to his Hotel in the City Centre.
As they come out of the Airport, the Taxi driver shoots through a red light. "Driver, you could have killed us, you jumped that red light!" shouts more...
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You'll never see a woman driving in Formula 1. It's not the Racing thats the problem, it's parking when they come into the pits.
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I have given up Bacon. Not just for lent, but because the smoke alarm hurts my ears.
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How do you know when you've passed an Elephant?
The toilet seat wont go down.
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How do you make a Horse Drink?
Take a horse and put it in the Liquidiser.
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